ooooops, I mean the Museum of Civilization (what was the year that museum was forced to change it's name in the pursuit of political correctness??? (give me a break)) It's probably Ottawa's finest museum, and, while you are there at the museum you must take in a movie at the IMAX theater.
Later be sure to enjoy the "Japanese Village" (the bomb baby, wee bit pricey though but worth it) restaurant (somebody give them the street I'm drawing a blank) or one of these other personal favorites of mine "Big Daddy's Crab Shack or Al's Steakhouse on Elgin.
Later, leave the wife back at the hotel and head out to enjoy a drink at either one of these finer gentlemanly establishments, Fanny's, Barefax or Barbarella's. Ask any 19-40 year old guy on the street how to get the there and they'll know the directions to at least one. But, if they want to go to Hull for a beverage you tell them to suck eggs.
And at Barberella's never order yourself food and eat it in "Perv's Row."
Have a great time in the Capital
Yum...droooool....
Can't recall the name though. Tell me that wouldn't leave an unforgetable memory of Ottawa. Oh ya, and something about beaver tails. 
