Hey SM05, thanks for the response ... hilarity! I didn't know muskies had another purpose in life!
after all the responses I guess I can add
9 ) A trout guy ties on a 3 lb tippet and is proud when he lands a 3 lb trout, a musky fisherman ties on a 100 lb leader and is proud when he goes two years without leaving a bunch of hooks in lost fish and when he can get a 40 lb fish, a picture, and a safe release
10 ) trout guys are sensitive, musky fishermen are strong, but not so good at spelling
come on you bass/walleye/perch guys ... there must be a few hilarious reasons your fishin' rules
remember this post is about havin' a laugh poking fun at whatever ... it's not meant to be taken seriously, cause an argument, or be seen as anything but ... goofin' around.
just so'z you'ze knowz, I have a fly rod ... and I fish for walleye, pike, bass as well as musky. I don't use a fly rod for musky as I prefer to land them with a minimum of stress.

Fish on me laddies!