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Jack Daniels Fishing Story:

i went fishing this morning but after a short time ran out of worms. Then i saw a cottonmouth snake with a frog in it's mouth (frogs are good bass bait)
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth, I grabbed it right behind the head,took the frog out of his mouth and put in in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So i grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little in his mouth. It's eyes rolled back,
and he went limp. I released the snake into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.

Not long after i felt a nudge on my foot. It was the snake.....with 2 more frogs.

LIFE IS GOOD

Ahhhh, thanks for that!

A good one!

lol - nice.

Thought I'd add one - we've all been here, no?



One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman drilled a hole in the ice and peered into the hole and a loud voice said, "There are no fish down there."

He walked several yards away and drilled another hole and peered into the hole and again the voice said, "There's no fish down there."

He then walked about 50 yards away and drilled another hole and again the voice said, "There's no fish down there."

He looked up into the sky and asked, "God, is that you?"

"No, you idiot," the voice said, "it's the rink manager."