1 cup of water
1 cup of sugar
4 large brown eggs
2 cups of dried fruit
1teaspoon of salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
nuts
1 bottle of whisky
Sample the whisky to check for quality.Take a large bowl.Check the whisky again, to be sure it's the highest quality, pour 1 level cup and drink.REPEAT.Turn on the electric mixer,beat 1 cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.Add 1teaspoon of sugar and beat again.Make sure the whisky is still ok.
Cry another tup. Tune up the mixer, beat 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Mix on the turner.If the fired druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it goose with a drewscriver.
Sample the whisky to check for tonsisticity.Next sift 2 cups of salt.Or something. Who cares?
Check the whisky. Now sift the lemon juice and strian your nuts. Add 1 table.Spoon the sugar or something.Whatever you can find. Grease the oven.Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees.Dont forget to beat off the turner.Throw the bowl out of the window.Check the whisky again and go to bed.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
